Just a boring Saturday

Today was such a good day to just lie around and do nothing. Kyle and I spent the night at Mike’s last night with our friends C.J. and Lauren from Tewksbury, MA. It was a good night overall, they drank and Kyle and I just chilled out. : ) Lauren and I were a pretty unstoppable ‘ruit team! It was really weird because we were the worst players when we were on opposite teams, but when we were together we were pretty amazing. One game she would carry the team and then the next game I would carry the team, it was fun. : ) They also went outside to play some catch at like 1am while they were drunk so I went to Mike’s room and went to sleep because I was feeling sick…it was hot as balls in Mike’s apartment and it just made my whole body feel all yucky. : (

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So, this morning I woke up at 8am while everyone else was still sleeping…even Kyle, which was weird to me because he normally is always awake earlier than I. But once I saw that everyone was sleeping I tried to go back to sleep but it did not last long...because I woke back up at 8:30am and was pretty much awake after that. When everyone was awake C.J. and Lauren left to go back home and Kyle, Mike and I went to The Windmill to get some breakfast. Breakfast was amazing especially because the cook messed up and gave me three blueberry pancakes instead of one, the waitress said “The cook messed up, so you can have these free of charge.” And that statement made Kyle and me very happy! So, I had two pancakes and an egg and Kyle had four pieces of toast and a pancake. After breakfast we went to a NHTI yard sale which sucked so much because it was the quintessential shitty yard sale, the type with only stuffed animals and broken toys. So, that was a bust but Kyle and I plan to go to some yard sales tomorrow and maybe find some good shit. I love yard saling! It is another thing that makes me even more like an old woman (Old woman things I like: Werther’s caramels, knitting, reading, sewing, scrapbooking, sleeping, cats, rummage sales, and yard sales.  God, I am going to make an amazing old woman!)

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I have already had to start milking the goats yesterday because Thad (my boss) bought two of the babies that we had, so that means that I have to milk their mommies. It sucks so badly, and anyone who has not milked an animal does not know how much it hurts because it kills my hands, forearms, and wrists. When I was milking five goats by hand every day my forearms were as solid as a baseball player’s. But, luckily I only have to milk one of them and I am giving that milk to my supervisor (Alice) because she loves goat milk, and we would just dump it out. The other goat that I have to milk has a really small udder so I get  baby goat out and have the baby nurse off of her so I don’t have to KILL my hands. Huzzah!  Kyle had the audacity to groan when I said we had to go out and milk…the fucker just had to hold a grain bucket while I am getting the goats out and milking them!  The goats are such motherfuckers, they will systematically test the fence to find weak spots and I always think of them as the velociraptors from Jurassic Park and then I always follow that up with the amazing quote “Clever girl” : ) That movie definitely cracks my top 10 favorite movies of all time. :D

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Well, I knew this was a pretty lame post, but I just felt like making one…so mehhh!! 

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